A devil hobo walked into a house

A devil hobo walked into a house
Found that it was empty and clean
So he went and made a big mess
He was the dirtiest devil
That you’ve ever seen
He had bugs in his hair
Dirt ev’rywhere
And I won’t even try to tell you
About his underwear
Oh the dirty filthy
Stinky old devil was he
Hold your nose and say P-U (P-U)
Stinky old devil was he

Well the owner came home
And they kicked him right out
The house looked like
A garbage dump or worse
It took them a month
To clean it all up
When they got done they were
So tired that they needed a nurse
‘Cause there were bugs on the chairs
Dirt on the stairs
And I won’t even try to tell you
Where they found his underwear
Oh but dirty filthy
Stinky old devil was he
Hold your nose P-U
Stinky old devil was he

Well the house was clean again
It made the people smile
So they decided to vacation For a while
So the devil came back
With seven filthy friends
And found that it was empty
So they went right in
They had bugs in their hair
Dirt everywhere
And I Won’t even try to tell you
About their underwear
They were dirty filthy
Stinky old demons they were
Hold your nose say P-U
Stinky old demons they were

So if your life is empty
You’d better beware
‘Cause the dirty old devil
He’s lurking out there
He wants to make your life
A terrible sin
Remember what that devil did
I’ll tell you again
He had bugs in his hair
Dirt everywhere
And I won’t even try to tell you
About his underwear
Oh but dirty filthy
Stinky old devil was he
Hole your nose P-U
Stinky old devil was he

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